{"id":7333,"date":"2008-12-14T18:54:38","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T18:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/import\/?p=1333"},"modified":"2008-12-14T18:54:38","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T18:54:38","slug":"deux-lectures-distrayantes-du-jour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/deux-lectures-distrayantes-du-jour\/","title":{"rendered":"Deux lectures distrayantes du jour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mg.co.za\/article\/2008-12-03-the-aspiring-dictators-guide\" hreflang=\"fr\">Comment devenir un dictateur africain<\/a>. Extraits&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<p><em>Rule 3. Make America or China happy. Make Israel and Saudi Arabia very happy. Become a Muslim, like Idi Amin. Visit Moammar Gadaffi often. He likes African leaders. We do not know why. Pray with George Bush and let him see your soul. Make your country&rsquo;s leading supermodel the ambassador to France and Italy. Ask her to wear a mini when presenting her papers to Nicholas Sarkozy.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Rule 7. Make sure you become the tribal leader too (Jomo Kenyatta, Moi, Jacob Zuma). Even if you do not speak the language (Jerry Rawlings). Meet all the important people in your tribe every month and emphasise strongly how the other tribes are going to kill you all if you leave power (Moi). The word will spread and, when the shit hits the fan, your people will yield machetes for you. In Africa \u00ab\u00a0tribe\u00a0\u00bb means anybody who speaks your language to whom you regularly give money and civil service jobs. Just like the colonials.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.owen.org\/blog\/122\" hreflang=\"fr\">Owen Barder<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Sinon, ne pas manquer la liste des <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foreignpolicy.com\/story\/cms.php?story_id=4569&amp;page=1\" hreflang=\"fr\">10 plus mauvaises pr\u00e9dictions de l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e 2008<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Comment devenir un dictateur africain. Extraits&nbsp;: Rule 3. Make America or China happy. Make Israel and Saudi Arabia very happy. Become a Muslim, like Idi Amin. Visit Moammar Gadaffi often. He likes African leaders. We do not know why. Pray with George Bush and let him see your soul. Make <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/deux-lectures-distrayantes-du-jour\/\" title=\"Deux lectures distrayantes du jour\">(Lire la suite&#8230;)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":59424,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blablabla"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7333\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/59424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/econoclaste.eu\/econoclaste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}